So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
there is glitter all over my balls
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