sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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