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(781): View more from Massachusetts

im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it

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(240): View more from Maryland

i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.

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(760): View more from California

I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"

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(315): View more from New York

i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV

(802): View more from Vermont

you're the only one i would trust to do that

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

That was so not worth putting pants on for.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me

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