You work out of a Hotel?
Your dad touched me again.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
