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I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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