You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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