you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Do plants get herpes?
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