Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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