There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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