I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
