is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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