I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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