Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
time to smoke my breakfast
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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