I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Randomize