yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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