Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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