i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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