They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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