whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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