Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
