She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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