So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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