I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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