ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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