I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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