Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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