Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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