Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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