i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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