i just had sex bonerless
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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