how can u be prego again
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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