I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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