at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
40s are totally the cure
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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