Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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