I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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