I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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