its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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