would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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