Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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