Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I still have a little drunk in my system
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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