She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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