Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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