ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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