your room smells of hookers.
And success
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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