THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
