this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I would ride that face into the sunset
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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