Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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