I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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