You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
do nipples grow back?
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