He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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