In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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