I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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