He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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