There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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