Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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