You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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