Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
